sometimes dumpster diving is great, sometimes it is a really, really bad idea. #monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBodySnatchers
@moira Just ask former Louisiana governor Edwin Edwards
@moira FBI caught the Governor dumpster diving with his son. They were taking trash bags filled with cash from the dumpster. His defense was that they enjoyed dumpster diving and got lucky. He went to prison for bribery.
Get it now?
@rrb Well, obviously.
Wikipedia didn't have the part about the dumpster.
@moira Did they have his quotes?
My favorite: The only way I will not be reelected is if they find me in bed with a dead woman or a live boy
Colorful
@rrb Some of that, they did have.
@rrb I do not get it!