@sergeant

--Gets shot down by some janky object held together by glue and duct tape.

--Crashes in the middle of nowhere.

--Has to hide before the primitives come in and try to turn them into trophies(comparative)

--One is too afraid to leave and radios for help. Gets caught and killed with boomsticks

--The other goes MIA while quietly observing primitives behavior, until help arrives

"We never should have gone for that joy ride ..."