Tourist: Hey, can I get a destination full of terrifying sounding animals that could kill me, but which actually run away from humans?
Australia: I got you, fam.
Tourist: What about cute and cuddly animals that will actually disembowel me or give me and STI by peeing on me?
Australia: We're onto it!
Tourist: Amazing! Now if only there were a place where the REAL deadly danger was just being under a tree.
Australia: You're not going to believe this...