Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks — botnet causes millions of euros in damages.
This is why I brush my teeth with my finger.
@TruthSandwich Your finger will soon be connected to the Internet. Then you'll have a smart finger. 🤦♂️
But will it work with my dumb teeth or do I need those replaced, too?
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@TruthSandwich I suspect it will but your teeth will ultimately suffer. Your smart finger will remind you to brush your teeth and will pester you with ads to upgrade to a better toothbrush. It will become so annoying that you stop brushing entirely.
