I'm gonna write a children's song..

"the TypeScript is psuedo for..
JavaScript,
the JavaScript instructs the..
Java Runtime Environment,
the Java Runtime Environment was written in..
C,
the C compiles out to..
Assembly,
This is why all our Apps go up in smoke.
It's also why new devs are always broke.
And video game sizes are a joke."

I'm convinced this is the main reason I have no children. 😕