Step right up, and cast your vote into the magic bag!
You there, young man! You look like a fine citizen. I'll bet as good as brass tacks you've got some hot political opinions, and no mistake! Whadya say, throw your vote into the electoral box yonder, and 3 weeks hence you could win a prize! A very own government of your own! Now that's what I call a deal!
You there, young man! You look like a fine citizen. I'll bet as good as brass tacks you've got some hot political opinions, and no mistake! Whadya say, throw your vote into the electoral box yonder, and 3 weeks hence you could win a prize! A very own government of your own! Now that's what I call a deal!
Tough luck kid! It wasn't your day, but come back next time. There's 3-for-1 over at the grabber machine, I hear there's some swell loot at the bottom.
the Election Carny is a great character, fuck you guys
