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glad to see that the instinct to look for boulder traps hasn't left me

pretty sure Lara is thiccer in 3 than 2

replaying Tomb Raider 3, such a strong contender

@7 @ins0mniak I don't think the first link takes me where you intended

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Fuck me, there is nowhere to escape gender woo.

There I am, quietly doing my week’s shop in Sainsbury’s while in the background Davina McCall’s voice over their sound system prattles on plugging her menopause book.

“51% of people,” she tells me, “will go through menopause…”

Which fucking 51% would that be, then? Should my elderly father be worried that he hasn’t had it yet? Should I have been hoping to be one of the lucky 49%?

Women, you fucking cockwomble. WOMEN.

@11112011 so either he knew they were Separatist conscripts and he's talking a big game, or he doesn't and the CIA don't keep him in the loop

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JUST IN - Pfizer CEO has COVID for the second time in 6 weeks.

@Failure_Personified @Awoo @Mackiavelli13 @11112011 @PonyPanda and you described it as a mistake, implying that you could have done something about it

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@vriska you won't walk for 3 days but by God you'll sleep

@vriska best I can do is bodyweight squats until you collapse

@Moon begs the question why the second guy wasn't listened to, unless he was way off base

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