I'm not ashamed of having fair skin.
I'm not ashamed of being hetero.
I'm not ashamed of having a penis.

Anybody who believes that I ought to be ashamed of being a white heterosexual male is a §$%& !!!

Unfortunately, there are too many §$%&s in the world who believe that I ought to feel deep shame and remorse for having been born as a white, heterosexual male - in fact, many believe that I ought to feel deep shame and remorse for having been born at all.

Well, FU!!!