Who's the toughest?
#JohnMastodon, #BillBrasky, #ChuckNorris, #PaulBunyan
Boost this poll, dammit. I want to be Fediverse famous just once.
Friendly reminder that there are way better places to give than the #SalvationArmy this #holiday season. You’re not donating to a charity, you’re helping an extremely conservative Christian denomination who has a history of being anti-gay, anti-trans. Support mutual-aid networks, your local food bank, or even Goodwill.
@warren__terra I remember when he was the front man for the Mastodon Five.
I remember back when #johnmastodon was John "Cougar" Mastodon.
@mrsmith I followed because of your username and avatar photo. That was enough.
@Mmerrikin Some say he doesn’t exist and that the whole thing started earlier today when the writer of an article misread “join mastodon” as “John mastodon” and thought John was an actual person.
Tired: Tech writers dumping on Mastodon without having ever used it
Wired: Political writers inventing a founder for Mastodon because they can’t read #JohnMastodon
Ahem. Somebody called it. https://twitter.com/schraubd/status/1519784400115748864?s=46&t=RnfD8vT9FUvqwrh88Pz_mQ
RT @BriannaWu@twitter.com
Tesla stock now firmly at $149.08 in after-hours trading.
This is huge. And according to Fortune, the value is only going to plummet from here.
Folks, we’re well on our way to Elon getting margin called on the Tesla stock propping up Twitter, meaning multiple companies crash.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1604170562011795456
@JenWojcik #JohnMastodon defeated Magnus Carlsson at chess. Using checkers.
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@stevesilberman Thanks. This is going to be my new Tw**er banner photo.
I’m down to using the bird app once a week.
@alexwinter @brianklaas E**n M**k is a totally bogus dude.
Math guy, computing wannabe, classical music lover, politico. Same handle on Instagram.