Some of our #RuralBroadband customers use the company e-mail for complaints not directly connected to our services. Like "There are very few #mushrooms in the forest this year". What can I say? "Try turning the forest off, wait 60 seconds, then turn it on again".
@szescstopni you should have a bulletin board and a RSS to spread such knowledge ... people want to know where mushrooms are better in their area.
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@frankboon We could tell them where the mushrooms are, but then we'd have to kill them.
@frankboon I could. I'm evil.
@szescstopni alas the golden mushroom would be poisonous!
@szescstopni for me it also raises the question: chaotic, neutral, lawful?!?
@szescstopni or you could send them on a scavenger hunt for them with seemingly unavoidable traps ... the one that survives, gets a golden mushroom ...