Something delicious must have died here. Or became delicious some time after it died. #IdąPsięta #DogsOfMastodon #Polesia
Merry Christmas!
It's time for the annual "What Did
We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year" list. As always the list is entertaining and weird. I mean, who slips in the shower and gets the shower stopper stuck up their butt? Or what about the guy who's wife sent him because he had a 16 oz glass stuck in his ass. Accident. Suuuure, uh huh.
https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-3/
Simple example of what I'm talking about...
Last night Ford tweeted about their 2023 Bronco Sport. As of right now, their Tweet has 36.2K views, but the account has 1.4M followers. 2.5% of their audience saw it.
At the same time, Tesla tweeted about their Model Y. As of now, 24.3M views on their tweet, 18.8M followers. 129% of their audience.
If I was an executive at Ford, I would be *pissed* about this.
Happy launchiversary, @NASAWebb!
Our next-generation telescope blasted off on its mission to #UnfoldTheUniverse one year ago today—but the journey's only just begun: https://jwst.nasa.gov/
#NASA
Meanwhile if you are Welsh, now is the time of year where a skeleton horse might show up at your door and challenge you to a rap battle.
If you lose the horse comes into your house and drinks your booze.
Merry Christmas from Mari Lwyd!
A Christmas walk with #IdąPsięta in #Polesia, Poland. In Poland smiling is – officially – regarded as not natural. Now you understand why. #DogsOfMastodon
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Wyborcza właśnie wydała mój artykuł o #solarpunk u i futuryźmie w Polsce! https://wyborcza.pl/magazyn/7,124059,29139718,haker-i-aktywista-klimatyczny-mam-dosc-iron-mana-batmana.html
Niestety, jest on za Paywallem, a w wersji papierowej nie podpisano artysty, o czym więcej pod https://alxd.org/nudne-science-fiction-uratuje-swiat-pl.html#nudne-science-fiction-uratuje-swiat
Znajdują się w nim ilustracje na CC-BY-SA dwóch wspaniałych artystów: PannyN i Commando Jugendstil!
Living in the #wetlands of #Polesia (also spelled #Polesie) in #EasternPoland. Surrounded by #bogs and #forests, trying not to fuck up surrounding nature too much.
Taking care of a small pack of #dogs – #IdąPsięta.
Luddite working with hi-tech.
#RuralBroadband provider by accident. Starting a small LoRaWAN project to monitor our wetlands. Coding in #Python. Dealing with dirty data, cleaning them when time allows.
#Atheist. I don't *believe* in #science – science is the *only* thing that protects us from belief.
Fuck nazis.
My account on Twitter is still up, for good reasons. https://twitter.com/szescstopni
I check facts before I toot.
I sometimes toot in Polish.
Zdolny, ale leniwy.