szescstopni @szescstopni@social.cleverlibre.org

Me, a minute ago: "The dogs next door are howling instead of barking like normal. That's weird. Why are they doing that?"
Me 10 seconds ago, hearing a siren going by, as they howl more: "Ah."

I would just like to remind you all that 50% of British kings named Charles have been beheaded, so there's really no way to know how this one will play out.

Still, we can hope for the best.

#coronation #KingCharles #UK

Objęcie tronu.

Farmers in the US are getting sick of paying $80,000 for super-sized trucks that won't even fit into their barns.

They've been importing mini-trucks from #Japan that do the job and cost a lot less.

https://www.economist.com/united-states/2023/04/20/rural-americans-are-importing-tiny-japanese-pickup-trucks

Joni and LambChop
Don't be fooled by that 'butter wouldn't melt in her mouth' innocent look. Within 30 minutes, LambChop was reduced to shreds, and here Joni is already starting to chew on its ear. But it was a cute toy for about 5 minutes.
For #Mondog and #FidoFriday (early).
Hashtag list starts
#EllieKPosts
#dog #puppy #pup #BorderCollie #BC #DogsOfMastodon

Vodaphone's UK porn filter blocks DDoSecrets.com

Buttocks: singular or plural?

Meine erste Käppchenmorchel gefunden, finally back to
#pleinair painting 💚
#MastoArt
#watercolour
#mushrooms
#KleineKunstklasse

Dhanno delivered a calf an hour ago. Tiny cowlet enjoying his first drink.

Meanwhile elder sister Rani is grazing nearby.

#farm #animals #cows

Stepped out to take puppy for a pee at 2:30am, saw stars through a small patch of sky that wasn't cloudy and a few fireflies blinking around the garden ✨

Also noticed a leech on my foot and tossed it back in the meadow before it got too attached 🙃

As we are seen in the USA - extract from NY Times article

The German language is actually quite veggie:

Da haben wir den Salat (There we have the salad) = What a mess!

Gurkentruppe (cucumber troop) = bad team

Tomaten auf den Augen (tomatoes on the eyes) = blinded

Bohnenstange (bean stick) = tall person

Spargel (asparagus) = thin person

Erbsenzähler (pea counter) = nitpicker

Interessiert mich nicht die Bohne (I'm not interested a bean)= I don't care at all

wie Kraut und Rüben (like cabbage and turnips) = messy

Enjoy our langveg!

#TheGermanWord

2. The May Pylon Dance will commence at 2pm. For optimal conductivity, pleasure ensure all participants have been adequately drenched beforehand.
#BankHolidayMonday
#MayDay
#scarfolk

So here it is. My first ever 8x10 pinhole camera image taken on an. ISO glass plate yesterday for world pinhole photography day. This is a 4 hour exposure of the sun's path on 30th April 2023 as seen from my deck in Portobello Dunedin New Zealand. Developed under a safelight using adonal at a 1:50 dilution. #pinholephotography #NewZealand

What a quartz oscillator looks like inside of its little metal enclosure. Harvested from an old, Timex wristwatch.

From the book 'Open Circuits' by @tubetime & @oskay

Official site 📖 https://opencircuitsbook.com

Find it at your local library 📚 https://www.worldcat.org/title/1321820177

Example of why you should not use FaceID to unlock your phone, this time from Norway: in 2022, a 28yo man filmed a uniformed police officer assault his two 26yo friends. The officer took his phone, turned it towards him to unlock it and deleted the video. https://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/i/8J7A5w/politivolden-i-kongsberg-dette-vet-vi

Wanna play with me?

#ChicoTheMaltipoo #dogsofmastodon #blackandwhite