The one ray of sunshine that Brexit has cast on my day:

The outcome of the Brexit referendum has guaranteed that Nigel Farage, The Toad That Walks Like a Man, will NEVER be granted a knighthood.

(He has cemented the long-term doom of the Conservative party and I'm pretty sure that, from the Labour benches, even Starmer wouldn't cross the road to piss on him if he was on fire.)