Furry in an Omegaverse Isekai @tormeh@social.cleverlibre.org

how do they carry their backpacks?

I asked ChatGPT to explain "machine learning" as a grumpy old man.

I scream.

You scream.

We all scream.

Christmas shopping sucks.

A valiant effort has been made by Little Tim this year, who for some reason has decided to change his name to Tim'); INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];--

HO HO HO! Nice try Tim. I don't use #SQL, I use several dozen interconnected #Excel spreadsheets, like a professional.

They really missed an opportunity to call it the “Next-Yenn Upgrade”

[crayon conference]

red: we should start by introducing ourselves, i’m red

yellow: i’m yellow

green: i’m green

blue: *deep breath*

The single moment in video games that keeps popping back up in my brain like a freshly toasted pop tart catapulted into the air in a TV ad is this. "Are women bourgeois?"

My friend just finished an Ironman and I just pulled a muscle falling off the couch after getting my foot stuck in my blanket

I eat oat bran, not for the heart healthy benefits, but for the diarrhea. I love having diarrhea.

goblin all doing his taxes and cycling the laundry and muttering "human mode" under his breath

“All you can do is try your hardest” ok what are my other options

To those of you who struggle to use big words, I can emphasize with you.

大阪の夜雨。Osaka rainy night. #cyberpunk #silentsunday #Fotomontag #photography

Fiat currency can only be used to buy tiny Italian cars.

#Germany's coal-fired power plants are running at 80%, gas-fired plants at 50%. The dreaded "Dunkelflaute" - high emissions, high costs.
https://app.electricitymaps.com/map

雪の京都。Snowy Kyoto. #Fotomontag #photomonday #photography