Pro tip: when crossing the border into israel and they ask "do you have any weapons on you" dont reply "just these guns" as you flex your biceps... On an unrelated note i spent 2.5 hours being drilled by israli border control before letting me through.

I must not have learned my lesson cause on my way out when they asked if i had anything to declare i responded "Yea, that im a sexy mother fucker" while girating my ass..