Meat eaters do stinky farts.
Being vegetarian means your farts don't smell.
In fact, mine smell really nice!
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@lydiaconwell I guarantee when I eat beans and onions, my farts are the death. 😬
@lydiaconwell Just meat won't make my farts the Farts of Doom<tm> though.
@trinsec You must be a meat eater.