Oh god the twitter influencer blue check mark has now come to the real world and you can apply to have one put on your home... this is how the world ends, this right here.

https://bluecheckhomes.com/?fbclid=IwAR0JHCvZ4mgrVSptEN1GSWo8X72sjT9er4CpV6onsrv7P-YZaTULSK7LxIw

@freemo "Yes, I ALSO THINK THE IDEA OF VERIFIED BLUE HOUSE BADGES IS DUMB. I also love to fabricate funny shitposts on a Friday night, but my medium is writing satirical copy for landing pages and creating product launches. I'm also actually a sculptor and would totally make one for someone (IDK about pricing)." - the owner
It's a joke