Dating when you only have 2 braincells
- walking my cat this morning
- super handsome tourist asks me for directions
- small talk, laughing
- he asks me what I'm doing this weekend
- Idiot me says "I'm super busy." (because I am)
- "Ah.. well in that case it was nice to meet you!"
5 minutes later...
https://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=idiot-test_5
Dating when you only have 2 braincells
@Gina I’m similarly oblivious… me and some other students represented our uni at a big academic fair 100 years ago (roughly…). A girl came up to me and we talked about the uni, and how it was to be a student, and whatnot. Casually I mentioned that a lot happens while you’re studying, and used the fact that I’d met my girlfriend and we’d moved in together as an example. She started stuttering a little, and shortly after the conversation ended.
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100 years go ? or did you mean 10?
Dating when you only have 2 braincells
Ha, those make great pick-up lines tailored to the general public 😜
"No, you see.. there's different numeral systems, and this is what your smartphone uses. I could have used octal but then you'd be too old for me. Octal, namely ..."
Dating when you only have 2 braincells
@humanetech @zleap @Gina I hate that the joke "There are 10 kinds of people: those who know binary and those who don't" only works in writing
Dating when you only have 2 braincells
@tinyrabbit @Gina
unless we read 100 as binary in which case it was 4 YEARS AGO.