Every War Movie Ever: Idiot soldier desperate for a smoke, lights a match, revealing his position to the enemy, gets shot.
Russia: Here, troops. Have some candles.
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Maybe we could also give them Fork Handles so they can attach to forks to help dig trenches.
This is a two sonnies reference,
Even better from Allo' Allo'
Mix the Kindles up with Dynamote disgized as Kindles.
