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@Saltssaltgirl
I was going through some memes when I saw some about the balloon being popped.
I went to the internet and it had just happened.
So, memes are a valid source for up to the minute news.

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Me: don’t talk to me until I’ve had my first cup of coffee

Coworker: it’s 2:30 in the afternoon

Me:

Coworker: you don’t drink coffee do you

Me: you’re still talking

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what if there is a stable version of earth but we are the nightly build

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This day in history. 1941. Australian poet Banjo Paterson who wrote Waltzing Matilda died from an infected billabong.

@steveumstead
I feel your pain.
Last office I worked in, one of the comrades used to lick his fingers to peel the filters.
I started taking my own coffee.

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This is my step ladder.
I never knew my real ladder.

I was never struck by a strong urge to become anything.
I always drifted with the flow, but was never deeply involved in anything.
Good or bad. Except to make money. In the easiest way possible.

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"i wanna come into work, boss, but this goddamn balloon"

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Any Shorts can be Cargo Shorts if you put them on inside out.

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Understanding less than half of what is happening is a big help I find.

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