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@DemocracyMattersALot Mexico should destroy these floating piles of crap. Drag them to their side and burn them. Biden should toss Abbot in prison for human trafficking.

@JoeQuinlan @gratefuldread I think a significant portion of the USA wants to be a democracy, maybe as much as 2/3rds? While Isreal can't get even 50% in favor of democracy, and maybe as low as 25%.

Dolophones conifera, the "wrap around" spider did *nothing wrong* -- these spiders are literal wall flowers (branch buds?) and just want to curl up and not be noticed.

You can pick them up and they will run around in a panic until they find a place to "wrap" so they can feel safe.

They are unlikely to but, and if they do their venom isn't anything much.

Let them be poor things live in Australia with all kinds of dangerous creatures like bull ants and Australians.

#spiders

My gods, I am tired. How tired?? I just confused Demosthenes and Diogenes in a comment about Midwestern cities.

Mock me as you will, I deserve it.

@noondlyt someone needs to redo the opening of The Thing by John Carpenter, with the Russians chasing a naked tre45on across the antarctic tundra.

Signs of #Stroke (from the #CDC). FAST diagnosis:
F—Face: Ask the person to smile. Does one side of the face droop?

A—Arms: Ask the person to raise both arms. Does one arm drift downward?

S—Speech: Ask the person to repeat a simple phrase. Is the speech slurred or strange?

T—Time: If you see any of these signs, call 9-1-1 right away.

cdc.gov/stroke/signs_symptoms.

While we're on the subject of Aliens, one of my favorites.

@patricks almost! If only we could find other examples (thin blue line)...

@patricks ...and black folks. The NRA wrote the California gun laws, and Reagan signed them, when black people started carrying rifles in front of the police.

@Free_Press my theory is that he suddenly realized how much spit he consumes when he eats out.

@daniel Twitter is my least favorite X, less liked than the one that tried to get child support from me, when I never had sex with her.

@vagina_museum I had friends in middle school, brother and sister, who were 3 months apart in age. Neither was a very healthy child, but this explains how it happened.

OLD THREAD REPOST

Some people have no uterus. Some people have one uterus. And some people have TWO uteruses! It's called uterus didelphys, and we have no idea exactly how common it is...

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