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"Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place."
— Josh Billings

Just had hot cross buns for . :ablobdancer: Without the cross or the . Anyway er ...

Start again ...
:lobster: Dear Friends of Day 2,
16days.idas.org.uk/

I have been , they tried to turn me into baby . :netkitty: Been by Mr Karen's in cars and on motorbikes. , I am and kind. I have been rapped by () Nones, forcibly drugged and deliberately almost .

I lived. :ablobwave:

to the Week. Carry On ... :ablobgoodnight:

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Today is the International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women. There is no excuse for violence against women.

:lobster: Dear Friends of ,
As we know, there is US and other. Ass an other, I am with US and Elsie. Including:
- The , the Bad and the Ugli fruit.
- those without others, or mmm's
- , 's and their opponents
- Myself

:byebrows: :ablobcouple: :aphotoblob:

If that is unclear, blame some other interest. In the words of the [insert pithy quote of choice]

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"I've always said that I'm glad to give God the credit, as long as I get the cash. " -- Dolly Parton

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What lovely birds .... and they enjoy cuddling 🥰 ... the clicks are like purrs!

"How to pet a pigeon"

This is Madeira, a street pigeon (Columba livia domestica) that this lady rescued as chick, and raised her. It is now living living in a pigeonry with other tame pigeons.
#pigeons

youtube.com/watch?v=3K2CNbMvjt

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:lobster: Dear Friends of ,

Wot? They don't exist? YET ... they don't exist Yeti ... :acongablob:

If we combine ... :black_block_blob:
anarchistfederation.net/

... with for example my local Borough ...

wandsworth.gov.uk/news/news-no

-up? -op? Believe in ?

All we need is some fairy dust ... :ablobpride1: :ablobpride2:

:lobster: Dear Elephants and friends,
, and .
As a heretical [insert beliefs and opinions of choice] advocate, I like to:
- the Impassable :ablobblastoff:
- on my :ablobtonguewink:
- Act the
- Baste as well as roast
For example, here are some lesser FAQs about :
- The liked to wear death saris/shrouds, probably dyed with
- He said people should erect a of the tree he gained under, rather than of hymn/her
- buddhism-for-vampires.com/

nationalgeographic.co.uk/histo

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one drawback of social isolation is that you end up getting your idea of "normal" from the media. your frame of reference becomes actors, influencers, politicians, news anchors, journalists, writers and scientists instead of ordinary people. you end up holding yourself and others
to unrealistic standards.

:lobster: Dear Friends who bought ,

Sadly, I spent the whole day sorting out my food shopping. :blobdizzy:

Well arrived three items short AND we were charged for them. I wrote to the CEO, got a reply and £10 voucher for a presumptuous online future purchase. My reply may have been from an executive bot designated Amy. It/she was far too polite, informing me the CEO had read my email. Wot? Really? Not convinced.

Their website is a mess of /#loyalty 'points' , offers and awful marketing tactics.

Completely -destroying.

Well that was UK. Not too keen on 's my backup as they drive all the way from to deliver. Maybe will just try a walk in , the thing is they are nearly cashless. and , not too happy with quality. Co-op is ethically sourced, but like , and -&-Sparks, too pricey. I have another plan using our local markets or possibly again.

Being in , I am spoiled for choice possibilities. I suppose my aspirations are unrealistic.

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In just 10 days, we already raised 10 % of what we need to complete our 2024 budget.

Thank you 💜 🧡 !

Help us deploy even more Framaspaces (and continue our other actions) by sharing the site soutenir.framasoft.org

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Hey college students (and their parents): if you have realized your first choice college isn’t a good fit, don’t worry, lots of us discovered that reality! Just make sure to study so you can transfer your credits.

:lobster: Dear Friends of Buy Nothing Day, :blob_pat_anar_raccoon:

Bum! Sugar! ... and fiddlesticks! :blobcatoutage: (ye olde swearing). Well if I was more of a ally, I would NOT have ordered a weakly food delivery from Sainsburys who are a bit dear. Oh the shame of it! ... Maybe I can suggest to their mismanaging Die-rector that supporting a day would be the greatest marketing since Coke taught the to ? As I will be:
- Eating my own
- Not damsel fly ing without wings
- Cancel my reddit cards and Get Out of Jail free card

... wait a minute I can-can do more
- join the pirate party
- join the Men In Black
- become an echo worrier :ablobdancer:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buy_Noth

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I’m so thankful for the kind trans people of mastodon. Without you, I would not be the woman I am today. This place has literally changed my life for the better with your stories, your advice, and your support. Even if we didn’t interact directly, your words have helped me find my way, and I am so grateful for all of you. #trans #transgiving #thankful

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We're looking for a PhD student to work on Animal behaviour in a changing world: Investigating the effects of multiple stressors. The student would use hermit crabs to understand how multiple stressors such as temperature, acidity, and salinity impact behaviour and knock on consequences for ecosystems. You would be based at Queen's University in Belfast while collaborating with myself at Aberdeen. Any questions please ask, and pass on to those who might be interested. findaphd.com/phds/project/quad

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