Pivo @Pivo@social.cleverlibre.org

Dear fellow twitter refugees.

They seem like good folk here, let’s try not to fuck it up for them, eh.

It's important to believe in something so I've chosen UFOs.

I accidentally used my wife’s body lotion this morning, and now I don’t want to have sex with me.

PLEASE reblog anyone you recognize from Twitter!!!

#TwitterRefugee

New to Mastodon? Here are some guides I've found useful for figuring it all out.

Top 10 tips: https://axbom.com/mastodon-tips/

Longer guide: https://axbom.com/mastodon-guide/

Feditips 🦣 for beginners: https://fedi.tips/mastodon-and-the-fediverse-beginners-start-here/

Nikodemus' Guide to 🦣: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1D9gfeKg_-hlsU66R-dLEvUeyMsqEfyIx2pnfUeX0t_E/edit#

Notes from a Data Witch: https://blog.djnavarro.net/posts/2022-11-03_what-i-know-about-mastodon/

#feditips #TwitterMIgration #Twexit #IrishTwitter #IrishMastodon

me: how long is the “girlfriend experience”?

sex worker: $2000 for 6 hours, or $10,000 for 24 hours

me: [looking at the runtimes for the extended Lord of the Rings trilogy] hmm [looking at bank account] hmmmmmm

THANOS: did you bring me the infinity stones

ME: [holding the planeteers rings] i fucked up boss. i fucked up bad

Just arrived from the social media equivalent of the Titanic.

me: I want a wet one. give me the wettest one you have.

Prof. Oak: just say water type

shame elon musk didn’t manage student loan debt given how quickly he made billions disappear

NORMAL PERSON: stop. That looks dangerous

SCIENTIST: I just wanna see what happens

A reminder that we asked young people to turn out and they did. Latino voters leaned into Democrats. Black men voted overwhelmingly for Stacey. Abortion was top of mind for women. Black women continued to show up strong. The Party should not compromise on the priorities of those voters. They hold the future.

Well, this has been a week hasn’t it?

The twitter outages graph looks remarkably similar to the mastodon new user graph.... just saying ;)

Medusa: *takes a drag on a cigarette* You know, he was just Dwayne Johnson until he met me

[Airport terminal]
*waits at baggage claim area*
*an entire roast pig emerges on the carousel*
*I check the tag to make sure it's mine*

Sometimes, I want to throw my phone in the river, but there is no river here so I just keep playing on my phone. The river will come.