DaveTLV @Surasanji@social.cleverlibre.org

@freemo Yes. Only when there are minimum leads can a man be free of the parasites. - Ayn Rand, Maybe.

@Ophillous Oh, that's why your fursuit is so blurry.

Okay, started with a corrupt user profile. Took a minute to fix, but that's out of the way.

New computer day is always like this, though, isn't it? Nothing seems to be 100% right out of the friggin box.

@arteteco @freemo @tjemni No, I suggest party. Big party. Weed, blackjack, hookers, alcohols of all types. Of course, this will need to be done in the netherlands.

New computer has been received. Excitement has grown to levels where cold showers are required. Unfortunately, I promised my boss that I wouldn't get naked on the sales floor anymore after the incident.

@Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz Naw, boy's got that legendary succ. Perfectly natural.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online Good morning Mr. the orb!

@fribbledom I want my bottles of aircohol back, sir.

@tjemni @freemo Yeah, it is something we're aware of and it should be fixed shortly. You know how life gets sometimes!

@tjemni Instant Messenger was discontinued, pretty sure their email services are still up. A lot of older people still have @AOL email address

Now that I have Bill Gates' AOL email address I can send him a bunch of dick pics.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online (BTW, <3 you Orb.)

@johnrandom@cryptids.online I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WERE SPINNING AT INCOMPREHENSIBLE SPEEDS AGAIN!

@MrJimmy Hello fellow youths , anyone want to buy some dope memes with their big mood?

I want to play Smash with peoples. DM me your Switch Friend Codes.

I will also play Mario Kart.

I do not promise being good at anything, though.

@root Honestly, it is pretty goddamn fantastic.

@root I work for a Mexican boss in an Israeli company that faces the US. I'm the CS manager. It is fantastic, because I can get away with telling the rudest customers to fuck right off, albeit more politely and they're like 'That's cool.'.

One dude talked shit about my mom, and I literally told him to fuck himself. My boss was like 'Dave, why'd you tell the customer to fuck himself'. When I said he talked shit about my mother he just nodded and was like, 'Okay, cool'.

@root Unfortunately no, I did not see that. :(

@root Have you ever heard the Eugene Mirman bit about something like that? Golden. On the album God Is a Twelve-Year-Old Boy with Asperger's

@root CHOMP.