DaveTLV @Surasanji@social.cleverlibre.org

Today on Cryptid Watch:

the orb @johnrandom@cryptids.online

the orb is cute, and lives in a round place somewhere beyond the tree dimension.

the orb is also known to eat mustard, but only with hotdogs and on bread. This is called an orbwich, despite calls to call it a 'standard hotdog' which it is not, because it is an orbwich.

the Orb likes to travel around the fediverse, hovering ominously whist also being a cute, round orb.

the orb is immune to attacks from elephants, but finds kitties to be very cute and will snuggle them. It is unknown the mechanism that allows elephant immunity.

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online Hai.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online I also love so much. <3

@J no, ewe.

@Ophillous YAAAAAAS

@Ophillous I have seen a lot of animated movies, and my every instinct says that if you dance with all 60,000 hearts your human skin sheath will shine with glory impossible to ignore.

@Ophillous OOh. Should be a fun show. Make sure to SHOW THEM YOUR MOVES. AND DANCE LIKE BEES! (That means wiggly with some boootay)

@Ophillous !!! What concert?!

@Ophillous What happens in an hour and a half?

@Saederup92 Most of my customers are great, but sometimes you get that person who's just an irredeemable jackass.

@Saederup92 Worse is when you give a range. 7-14 business days and they call on day 6 : "I don't have a tracking number for my order." ... "It hasn't shipped yet." And then they go all fucking ape-shit crazy. -_-

@Ophillous Some of my best memories of high-school and just after high-school are with that group.

Fallen away from them over the years, but that's life for you. Ultimately I'm in a better place. I love my office and my coworkers, I have a fantastic cat at home, a nice laptop to play games on, and a lot of internet friends

. I stopped counting after sixty-thousand or so, but it's getting up there!

@Ophillous I used to do weekly DnD sessions with friends when I lived in the US. It was pretty great.

Wawa meatball sub with cheese, some blue colored random berry flavored carbonated drink (Looks like a magic potion, you see.) and a bag full of dice.

Fantastic way to start a weekend.

@Ophillous Not at this time.

@Ophillous Again, your human skin suit looks fantastic, Bees.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online Sail?

@johnrandom@cryptids.online