Disengago @admitsWrongIfProven@social.cleverlibre.org
I speak german and english.
Interested in:
- crude jokes
- philosophy
- how people get along
- different viewpoints
- gaming, especially strategy/arpgs
- (java) programming
If i reply but did not favourite your toot: most likely i forgot. I get caught up in talking, i forget.
I generally invite questions. If you look for a clue if it is ok to ask hard questions: this is it. As long as it is in good faith and you want to know wtf i was thinking, go ahead please.
License information on my avatar potato: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Potato_cv_dejima.jpg
Joined Nov 2022
meep meep, say hi.Who is awake?
I just notices my farts stink. What about other experience-positive people, same thing or am i alone here?
@TURBORETARD9000 this *might* be to your taste: https://i.imgur.com/gN0gql0.mp4
Masto needs a bcc function. So you can answer a toot and let someone know, but be sure not to cause an inadvertent pileup on that person before knowing if they want to interact or not.
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If you fake an orgasm, you make a man happy for a day. If you teach a man to give you an orgasm, you make a man and you happy for a lifetime.
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BRO YOU GOTTA SWITCH TO A CATAMARAN FOR THE CLIMATE. DITCH THE ORCA MAGNET FOR A CATAMARAN AND IT'LL SAVE THE WORLD, BRO. IT'LL SAVE THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD.
@daswarkeinhuhn Huch, dein Dings, äh Bildchen ist weg. Wenn ich direkt auf den Käse kucke kann ich es sehn, aber hier bekomme ich den Default-Trötifant.
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@admitsWrongIfProven @twizzay
I waffle spectacularly. 
@twizzay@thisis.mylegendary.quest
I'll be honest. Sometimes I just say things to see what people will do. Things like: - avocado waffles
@TURBORETARD9000 and before i really, actually go to bed: Sister sin. Check out switchblade serenades for an actually powerful female front.
@Willow@stranger.social *boop*
@catbailey looked at your profile, the best task is the one you and everyone knows to fail... can pull it off or no consequence ^^
I loved this as a beginner. Not showing up as often, sadly. They learned not to make it obvious :-)
@TURBORETARD9000 Yepp yepp. Last time anyone can read this, next copy paste is just green sludge. Good story, as it should be.
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Hey Google, run my life for me.
"No problem, ruining your life for you."
@clausvonwagner Habt ihr eigentlich schon mal überlegt, bei Berichten über Behörden (Wie zur Einwanderung letztens) einen Franz Kafka daneben zu stellen, der sich abwechselnd totlacht und lobt, wie gut seine Werke verstanden wurden?
Falls ja, was war der Grund es nicht zu tun?
Embrace the lie, the lie must be spoken...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_rbFhbcbT8
So, it sounds russian?
All in good fun, this is the western empire speaking.
Let us die in the univeral lie that is common to all nations: A nation will help you and improve your life.
Make your choice. After all, we will all die at the hands of our "betters".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjDRYNjOajE
Never ride a camel again!
Is life touching you badly?
Yep, that is what is happening. It is bad, but what are you expecting?
Some love? Yeah, i hold out for that, too.
What's the state of your humanity?
Mine's a bit cloudy, but not like i could do much.
I speak german and english.
Interested in:
- crude jokes
- philosophy
- how people get along
- different viewpoints
- gaming, especially strategy/arpgs
- (java) programming
If i reply but did not favourite your toot: most likely i forgot. I get caught up in talking, i forget.
I generally invite questions. If you look for a clue if it is ok to ask hard questions: this is it. As long as it is in good faith and you want to know wtf i was thinking, go ahead please.
License information on my avatar potato: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Potato_cv_dejima.jpg
Joined Nov 2022
