bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
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- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
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- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
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Joined Jun 2020
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Slacker 10 Commandments:
1. Never report fellow workers.
2. Never "go the extra mile" or "put in extra hours" without fair compensation.
3. Always make it appear you are "going the extra mile".
4. Never participate in "mandatory fun", especially on your own time, unless you actually enjoy it.
5. Never report a shoplifter.
6. Always conceal your coworkers mistakes whenever possible.
7a. Never worry about the company profits.
7b. Sabotage is OK, but be safe.
8. Always put working class customer needs before that of the company.
9. Never go out of your way to serve capitalist class customers.
10. Always steal office supplies.
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@thor i think it's show of force to the west, strategically disabling all defensive weaponry with magic missiles etc.
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Can one of you cunts hit snooze on the doomsday clock?
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@thor the downfall is not full of puns. german movie people freaking _love_ puns. even the titles of foreign movies usually are extended with a subtitle containing a pun.
e.g.:
frozen is "Die Eiskönigin – Völlig unverfroren" which roughly translates to "the ice queen - completely unabashed". "unverfroren" literally means "not frozen", but has the meaning of unabashed or audacious.
it's infuritating!
@thor scandinavians seem to produce things of high quality imho.
most exports from other countries (really almost every country) have more depth than many german things, we too often just do things with cheap humor and romantic comedies (i _hate_ romantic comedy).
even our police series are 90% bad puns. i think the last good german produced movie i watched was the downfall. everything else is usually just awfully mediocre in every sense :)
@thor there are often fansubs for scandinavian things, i'm a 
:P
@thor thanks, sounds intersting enough to give it watch :)
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Stillen gilt für Säuglinge als beste Form der Ernährung. Um trotzdem in großem Stil Milchpulver zu verkaufen, manipulieren Konzerne laut einer WHO-Studie junge Mütter und Gesundheitspersonal mit verwerflichem Marketing.
Weltgesundheitsorganisation: Umsatz fast verdoppelt - Kritik an Marketing bei Babynahrung
#Babynahrung #Lebensmittel #Lebensmittelindustrie #Soziales
Weltgesundheitsorganisation: Umsatz fast verdoppelt - Kritik an Marketing bei Babynahrung
#Babynahrung #Lebensmittel #Lebensmittelindustrie #Soziales
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
