bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
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- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
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- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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The GNU Project is a shining beacon of hope in a world plagued by proprietary software. Long live GNU, the vanguard of the free software movement! #GNU #FreeSoftware
@TJ
> [...] die Reaktion Israels als nicht besser als die Barbarei der Hamas bezeichnen.
blos weil "staat" vorne auf dem etikett steht rechtfertigt das belagerung und versorgung abschneiden nicht.
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I'm having a species crush on the Virginia Opossum.
They're cute, cranky, ugly, sweet and bizarre all at once. They hang from their tails, pretend to be dead (complete with foul odor), cuddle in families and hiss like a cat.
I love them so very much! 
Possum Every Hour ( @possumeveryhour ) is my crack of choice. Srsly, check them out & tell me you didn't fall in love!
Mark my words... opossums are the new capybara!
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@mstrohm warum da jetzt noch "Arbeiterklasse" mit rein musste ist mir echt nicht so klar.
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Kommt ein Lehrer in die Metzgerei:
"Ist das Geschnetzelte #vegan?"
Fleischer: "Nein!"
Lehrer: "Können Sie das auch als Fleischersatz?"
Fleischer: <Seufz>"Nein, das Geschnetzelte ist nicht vegan."
Lehrer: "Na also. War doch gar nicht so schwer."
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The year is 2030.
Computers boot directly into the browser. IDEs are just a web app now, running in the GPU. No one knows why. Or how.
All programs run in 4 nested containers on top of a hypervisor abstracting over the 5 major computational clouds. The last time a branch was predicted correctly, in any CPU anywhere, was 4 years ago.
Cloud costs are withdrawn directly from your retirement fund.
Ext7 just came out, it's written in Javascript and uses AI to guess what the file may contain.
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"turns out the diversity isn't tolerant."
Nor are the people telling us that diversity is our strength and that we must accept it or else.
Nor are the people telling us that diversity is our strength and that we must accept it or else.
@meinemeinung klar, deswegen spricht milei auch von kollektivisten, aber das kriegen die linken nicht auf die kette. das würde ja bedeuten das sie selbst die bösen sind :)
milei ist auf jedenfall unterhaltsam und die dinge die er in dem video nennt stimmen.
@zleap @faab64
> Or just released as there is no room in the prison.
they will make room for _these_ cases and release some real criminals.
> If the UK government agree that what Israel is doing to the Palestinians in Gaza is self defence does this mean that if we are robbed or raped etc by someone we can go after them and beat them in to total submission and claim self defence?
states (or state like actors) can't have natural rights. you can't compare states doing war to rape or robbery.
rapists and robbers are getting away with just a few years in jail here in germany. if you kill in self defense someone who tries to rape or rob you, the state then tries everything possible to put you in jail for it. it's absolutely ridiculous. but i'm rambling.
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That's one amazingly idiotic and classist take. Personally, I would expect a doctors' forum to be run by someone who specialises in—wait for it—forums! But maybe I'm wrong, I don''t know. I'm not a journalist.
Just as you wouldn't expect a doctor's forum to be run by someone who never went to medical school, or a gardeners' club to be run by someone who h...
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im love my brainworm that makes me love old windows visual style and color teal
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@ThatCrazyDude well, it's a female who lays the egg, isn't it? 
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Sold an old cattle bell on Marketplace today. When the guy collected it he explained that the cut in it was something they'd do to stop a crack propagating. Seems obvious in retrospect. I thought it was a major flaw but he liked the cut because it was part of the history of the bell. You learn something everyday.
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
