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>EU: signs into law that AI cannot be used for social scoring and manipulation
EU: signs into law that AI cannot be used for social scoring and manipulation for commercial usage
EU authorizes the usage of AI for military, policing an research.
Every time I see a NAFO meme, I think "wow, this is the stupidest fucking shit that I've seen on the internet."

I keep getting sent these by some retarded boomer I know. I have tried to explain why they aren't funny. They never understand.
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Cyberpunk: celebrating over 40 years of people not getting it

I'm so annoyed by the _appification_ of services…

No, I won't install your stupid app just to book a haircut, to see the balance in my meal card, or to be notified when my vehicle is ready to leave the garage.

Especially if your stupid app needs a ton of irrelevant permissions, weights 250 MB, keeps itself always busy in the background and bugs me with notifications!

Develop a fucking universal web app which can be used by pretty much anyone anywhere immediately and without leaving a trail of binary droppings.

and FTW.

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eugen moment: first spin it that all the network is called mastodon, then complain when people use that name.

@MK2boogaloo @Gargron @Tech @rysiek brb changing all of FSE's help pages and shit to say we're running mastodon
>ywn live in an era where people thought the future was going to be cool and full of tron aestheics
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"Haha GNOME 3 bad"

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