🦕 Kimbo 🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo@social.cleverlibre.org

@ianbetteridge what if you lost your grandparents to the horror and don't need or want reminders? That seems a genuine reason to want a wrapper? Not that I'm saying they should be *made* to do anything - individual choice and all that - but I'm not convinced by the "either way you're a Nazi" arguement either I'm afraid.

I am grateful to the two Twit accounts I follow that posted their frustrating 6/6 results that allowed me to make some educated guesses without them actually posting spoilers or clues. It's not cheating if you just understand the problem, right?

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That post I just boosted doesn't seem to have Alt Text or description, sorry. Here's the original content from Twitter, that the boost was a screenshot of. And I apologise for the tortuous grammer just there! 😂

Anyway...

@henriksen
When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.

@DavidPNoble63 keepng both until there's enough of over there, over here and I don't feel I'm missing anything important. If that never happens and Twitter continues I'll stay on both.

@admin@mastodon.motorspoIrt.org.uk Christ, I'd rather pour boiling water on my boob than tackle that job!

@admin works for me!

@freemo @math I'm going to take your word for that!

@Audr3y @freemo @georgetakei thank you, I will deffo have a read of that

I often tell people how clumsy I can be and I'm not sure they always believe me. Are you sitting comfortably?

Pottered into the kitchen in my PJs. Awake early as I tend to be thanks to my work-bodyclock, so it's about 05:15 and I'm a tad bleary. What's needed here is coffee.

Boil the kettle and pour water into my favourite cup to warm. Grind beans. Fill coffee-maker filter holder and fit to machine. Notice water is low in the tank. Fill a tall cup with water and pour into machine.

Go to put tall cup on counter next to warming coffee cup. Somehow manage to let go of cup too soon which slips towards hot cup and knocks it heavily towards... me.

Freshly boiled water shoots out of small cup and lands on left boob. Thin PJ t-shirt offers approximately no protection but does cling nicely to skin.

Screech, grab shirt and pull away from stinging tit.

Go to bathroom, remove shirt and replace with something dry and soft that won't hurt boiled nipple.

Return to kitchen, check cup - miraculously unharmed - continue making coffee. Stagger back to bed.

Breakfast later should be an adventure.