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And REALLY highly-sensitive communication should be outside Mastodon (or Twitter or Gmail or...): end-to-end encrypted, via Signal or manually running PGP at both ends. (Or ideally never shown to any computer or written down at all.)
Just for completeness!
@ceoln Along with some walnuts for payment
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Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead
#UselessWisdom
Josef Stalin joke. Since we are doing Dad jokes, why not Uncle Joe? Actually funny in that dark way...references political violence may melt snowflakes...
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#DadJokes
Stalin delivers a speech to a large audience in the Kremlin. Suddenly someone sneezes.
Stalin: Who sneezed?
Everyone is shaking, and no one dares to confess.
Stalin: First row, rise and leave. You’ll be shot.
(Applause)
Stalin: So, who sneezed?
Silence.
Stalin: Second row, rise and leave. You’ll be shot.
(Ovation, shouts: ‘Hail great Stalin!’)
Stalin: So who sneezed?
A man rises in the back row, shaking: It was me, sorry…
Stalin: No big deal. Bless you, comrade!
@ceoln I bury the most sensitive communication in the back yard with delivery instructions written in Squirrel.