I was able to bypass a (majestically incompetent) customer service chatbot and get what claims to be a human by swearing at it.
@peterdrake Awesome!
On the phone robots you can usually get human by ignoring prompts and punching all numbers for 60 seconds.
I think it’s a fall through catch for people with disabilities.
Update: the "human" asked for more information about my problem and then ghosted me.