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RT @sadanduseless
"What's Wrong With My Cat?" Online Group Has Owners Posting Pics of Their Malfunctioning Cats sadanduseless.com/derp-cats-ga

RT @CodeWisdom
"The best programs are the ones written when the programmer is supposed to be working on something else." - Melinda Varian

RT @ChloeEudalyPDX
Dear Portland,

I want to update you on our federal occupation, explain the steps that we have taken as a city, and share what our state legislature and federal delegation are doing to address this unconstitutional federal aggression against our city.

RT @TomJolly19
For efficiency and speed, I decided to write all the “the’s” for my next book first, and I got in 1000 words in just fifteen minutes! Think I’m on to something. Today I’ll tackle the “said’s“. Saving the spaces and punctuation for last! And putting it in order.

It's especially annoying because, right before this showdown, I was given the opportunity to get three new potions. "Not I," I scoffed, "I've already got the best possible potions for this battle!"

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RT @BadassBowden
I’ll leave this here.
Consent, even transactional consent- is a thing that matters.
Say you love cats- they’re soft and cuddly and awesome. That doesn’t mean that everyone can just drop their cat off at your house and force you to keep it.
Consent matters. twitter.com/helen_wood86/statu

RT @Rainmaker1973
Physics says energy would be lost due to inefficiency of the wheel, and it wouldn't make a complete loop with the bird on it. This cockatoo actually learned to move in a way that adds energy to the system, allowing it to make a complete loop [full video: buff.ly/2RYkPel]

I went into the final final boss on with THREE fairies in bottles, but when it killed me once I stayed dead! WTF? Do they not work on that one level?

Bowyer: Wait, you're breaking up with me because the wood I chose for the bow I gave you doesn't suit your style?

Archer: It's not me. It's yew.

RT @qikipedia
The namers of this neighbourhood in Porters Lake, Nova Scotia appear to have run out of ideas.

"By professional training and long years of teaching, I am knowledgeable about the historical slide by which seemingly vibrant democracies succumbed to authoritarian rule." -Mo Healy, my colleague

truenewsblog.com/f/federal-age

The good news is that I replaced the electric starter AND the regulator assembly on my gas grill and I didn't even explode! The bad news is that it's still broken.

Maybe the propane canister just happened to crap out when I replaced the igniter? If that's not it, new BBQ it is.

RT @KellyDMcC
I am super tired of people saying “politicians” when the problem is _Republican_ politicians. Like, hey the Democrats in the House passed a bill to address a bunch of this shit months ago, but Republicans in the Senate haven’t even pretended to look at it.

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