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Normally when we post patents, they're late 19th/early 20th century objects for interfacing with vaginas.

This is neither, but we're going to tell you about it anyway.

This is the Apparatus For Facilitating The Birth Of A Child By Centrifugal Force, patented in 1965.

Scrolling Mastodon while getting your nails done is called a mani/pedi/fedi

Reporter: You're the first person ever to win two Olympic tennis gold medals. That's an extraordinary feat, isn't it?

Andy Murray: I think Venus and Serena have won about four each.

#misogyny #sexism #Patriarchy

@JensHannemann Funny story:

A friend of a friend was visiting Germany when a Star Trek movie came out. It was run with German subtitles. This person couldn't read German, but they could understand the English audio, so no problem ... until the scene that was in Klingon with German subtitles.

@HumToTable Hey, it's better than a false "incoming missile" alert.

My contact says, "In my nearly six years with PBEM this is the first time I am aware of it going wrong, which is actually remarkable considering how frequently they are sent."

Inside dirt on that middle-of-the-night police alert a couple of days ago:

"The overnight emergency alert was intended for very few people, in a very small area of the city where there was a temporary Police shelter-in-place advisory. For reasons currently being investigated, the message was transmitted inadvertently to people across the city."

@emilygorcenski Look, we're just going to alter the past a little. What could possibly go wrong?

You (trying to find hope in the face of climate change, mass extinction, and the rise of fascism): "Yes, things seem really bad, but we humans eventually will rally and do the right and sensible thing!"

Me:

@msbellows Shattering that belief sets up some kind of Roko's Basilisk situation which can only be resolved by going back in time and feeding your own grandfather to the bear.

Lego city is on its way back to life, starting with the bookshop

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i've mentioned this LA Street artist before, I really love her creativity, knowing the rain was coming this is what she came up with.

instagram.com/reel/CwL_dlGJlmT

#StreetArt #LosAngeles #SCMero

@faerye We got the initial "stay inside" message at like 2:30 ... from the other side of the river.

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