Dаn̈ıel Раršlow 🥧 @pieist@social.cleverlibre.org

@AnnemarieBridy I find carrying a running chainsaw helps remind people about social distancing, but in a pinch a burning log works too.

@elizatech @jerry
And in that time Elon has only gotten more cuddly

@AnnemarieBridy I'm reminded of Eric Schlosser's observation that Jack in the Box was almost certainly the cleanest and safest fast food chain in the years after their catastrophic e. coli outbreak.

@EugeneMcParland Things never really change in Russia, do they? The Tsars, the Bolsheviks, and now the Kleptocrats -- they do all the same things and rule the same way.

@ErikJonker @geopolitics "1968 -- those were the days. *sigh*"

@dynode @randahl

Putin is alive and well and so robustly healthy he can be in three places at once! Just don't ask about the funny-looking cheekbones that he, um, sometimes has and sometimes hasn't.

@bruces
Can't wait for some nerd to blow custom firmware into it and then post a video of it emulating a pair of Pentiium I PCs from the 1990s.

@Nonilex And of course not one reporter asks him what his plan for getting baby formula to mothers is, and how assisting Ukraine's defense is preventing him from delivering on it.

@znetwork
Welcome to my blocklist.

@AnnemarieBridy Yes, I shouldn't sound so absolutist. An unquantifiable number of further compromises are possible once they're inside the firewall; they don't have to have your passwords in cleartext right from the get-go.

@AnnemarieBridy To (perhaps) answer my own question, according to some of the discussion in that article, 1password does indeed implement that model. If so, assuming they did it right, a breach would gain an attacker nothing in the way of customer passwords.

@AnnemarieBridy Do none of these services have a zero trust model? It's perfectly straightforward to build an authentication system where they can't reveal your information because they don't have it. Damned if I know why they don't implement one.

Palo Alto Networks presents itself as a kind of internet security company. So why am I always getting hits from their web crawler -- resulting in protocol errors in the logs -- on my mail server's SMTP ports? It's being going on for literally years, which doesn't suggest a lot in the way of competence on their part.

@Moira

Imagine being Orbán, looking at Lukashenko, and thinking "now that's who I aspire to be!"

@garyackerman Which suggests that stupidity is a function of cognition -- presumably faulty -- rather than the absence of cognition.