Dаn̈ıel Раršlow 🥧 @pieist@social.cleverlibre.org

@jerry @SwiftOnSecurity Ha, I remember when people used to talk about the windows tax.

@sundogplanets

@Sundae_Gurl Also he infuriates brexiters. i mean what more unequivocal measure of human worth is there?

@woodyluvscoffee Comedy is almost 100% repurposing to a greater or lesser extent what's already out there. You can take credit.

@JamesGleick Seriously, there's nothing in the Constitution about the form and composition of the Supreme Court.

Triple the membership (while confining the number who sit on a given case to 11), term limit them to 8 years, and limit the pool to the third-party qualified and then you'd have something.

Hey, Fox's loss is RT's gain

@woodyluvscoffee I'm comedically competitive enough to be fucking annoyed that you came up with that

@applebaumian @rpilocator

I've got one I'm not using ever since I realized it was over-spec to the task and I could use a Zero instead.

I'll let you have it for ... (touches pinky to side of face) ... ONE MILLION DOLLARS

@RollingStone Yeah I don't think we needed to see this one.

Revealed after 7 years: thing that was bloody obvious at the time!

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/boris-johnson-reaction-brexit-vote/

@rpilocator Gone in minutes. That's some pent-up demand right there.

@woodyluvscoffee Sociopathic Mechanics actually pays you

@Sundae_Gurl oh nobody oh someone who's not there oh figment of ancient goatherding people's imaginatioooooooon

@Sundae_Gurl Don't forget the part about crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you and hearing the lamentations of their women

@ct_bergstrom Haven't been this weirded out since I learned about sapient potatoes.

@SwiftOnSecurity I feel a little better about everything after that. I'm running it through a voice synthesizer when I go to sleep tonight.

It's #4, so I'm honor bound to tell you it's Shepherd's Pie.

Cry havoc! And watch everyone run for cover because they think you're going to let slip the dogs of war.

Then, after a few moments when they timidly peep out from behind the sofa, be right up in their face and say, "bow wow."

To kids who've never actually seen a trolley, I can only imagine it's a device for running people over to make some kind of point.

The irony of the precept that we should respect the beliefs of others is that pretty much nobody actually believes it.

The moment anyone says it, it's the work of a few seconds to remind them of a belief held by billions which they themselves do not respect and don't think anyone else should either.