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The Agile Manifesto: "Agile processes promote sustainable development. The sponsors, developers, and users should be able to maintain a constant pace indefinitely."

The Scrum Guide: "lol, let's call it a Sprint"

#agile #productmanagement

@rockthrower I'm not sure if the look better than I expected them to, or if the are just playing so much worse that it is making them look decent.

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I have a "Job requirements" page on my website.

Typically when a recruiter reaches out I send them to the page and get one of two reactions:

- They ghost me
- They respond "that's quite a list, good luck getting that"

It filters out the bullshit and spammy recruiters that slide into DMs all the time.

Except for one recently that was super pleasant and helped me find my new job.

He looked at that list and said: "I gotchu"

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You know you're old when you no longer sneak out of the house to go to a party, but sneak out of a party to go home

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I want to spend more time exposed to people who aren't like me. But who are also not dickheads ideally.

@commonst I've used tusky and the PWA (which you access by going to your insurance in a browser, and it will offer to load an icon on your home screen). Tusky is better for 90% of my usage, but the PWA gives you access to everything the desktop version has.

@trinsec oh, gotta disagree then. The French fry / tater tot form of the potato is better than the chip form. Although both are quite good.

@admitsWrongIfProven like the new profile pic

@trinsec @admitsWrongIfProven when you say "chips", are we using the American or British definition? I need to know before I can decide if I agree or not.

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People complain a lot about wearing masks, but I gotta say, with everyone wearing them for the past few years, it had been a long time since I caught a cold. That was, until this week.

The kids have been bringing stuff home from school left and right. We've constantly had someone in the house sick for about six weeks now, and it was finally my turn. And it was a doozy.

I'm just now starting to feel vaguely human again. If I wasn't already pro-mask, I definitely would be after feeling like this all week.

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I've been watching this damned Michigan-Ohio St game since noon. This is why I don't watch football anymore.

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HOT OLDER MEN in YOUR AREA want to know if YOU have been TOUCHING the THERMOSTAT.

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Boomers: People are too sensitive and need to toughen up

Millennials: People need to care more and help each other out

Gen X: Die Hard is a Christmas movie

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One of my hobbies is smoking meat. Aside from the artistic side of cooking, applying scientific concepts to it is really fun - and it helps the end product. When I'm smoking meat I use a device called Fireboard. This allows active temperature tracking with alerts and much more. You can take a look at my current cook here. Thu Nov 24 Session share.fireboard.io/51A2DF

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