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Scenario: you are in a public indoor area such as a mall. An employee is sweeping the floor and you have a small piece of trash such as the top ripped off a package you opened. Do you

My friend has a daughter and if you ask her "What religion are you?" She answers "Jewish and Christmas"... so cute.

Monogamia? Nie dziękuję. Tylko związki wielomiłosne. ❤️💖🌹🌈✊🏼🚩💦

Friends, today is a good day to stop using chrome :)

Download Firefox, reimport your bookmarks, set as default browser, replace chrome in all the places you launch it from muscle memory... I guarantee you wont miss anything from chrome, and in one step you take one step away from Google owning the web.

20 minutes, tops.

mastodon.social/@Tutanota/1115

was reminded of this old banger of a tweet so i'm reposting it here on mastodon after *checks watch* 9 years

A visual representation of how high 2:1 isometric blocks should be

#PixelArt #GameDev

Dostępne modele meteorologiczne pokazują, że za oknem ma być jakieś –8°C, a termometr za oknem pokazuje –15.5°C. Ta druga wartość zgadza się z odczuciem, ze skrzypieniem śniegu pod butami.

AWS feels like a landlord. Actually all compute, storage, hosting services kind of feel as if they are digital landlords.

Like to exist anywhere on the net you gotta pay them "rent"

Psst: I feel this way too (about trying to write political satire about the post-Brexit UK):

Podobno jakiś piękny zimowy krajobraz jest, ale przez mgłę nie było go widać xD

#rower #RideWithGPS @rower

Escaped kangaroo punches police officer in face before Oshawa capture | CBC News

cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/osh

> A missing marsupial that was on the loose east of Toronto since last week was found and captured early Monday and is temporarily being hosted at the Oshawa Zoo as it recovers.

Vogel des Jahres 2024: Der stark gefährdete Kiebitz.

Der Kiebitz ist ein Verlierer der #Klimakrise: Die neuerdings regenarmen Frühjahre machen ihm zu schaffen. Bei Trockenheit findet er weniger Nahrung. Zudem kommen die Bauern bei zeitiger Trockenheit früher auf die Flächen und stören dann die Brut.

Wer ihn also sieht, sollte sich glücklich schätzen - es ist ein Anblick, der künftig vermutlich noch seltener werden wird.

#natur #vogel #birds #vogeldesjahres2024 #vogelfotografie

Russia and "family values": the international lgbtq+ community is designated "extremist organisation", and any and all lgbtq+-person can be convicted for destroying family values, extremism, vulgarity, whatever.

Meanwhile, divorce rates are high in Russia: each year, 3.9 per 1,000 marriages end in divorce. Belarus 3.7. Ukraine 2.9.

The Netherlands, bastion of vulgar extremist lgbtq+-ism, has a divorce rate of 1.5 per 1,000.

Family values, my ass.
wisevoter.com/country-rankings

The Internet is sad because you’ll say something like “I could fight a chimp” and people will reply “no the chimp would kill you” and you realize they are directionless lost people who don’t believe in their own power and would absolutely surrender to stuff in a zoo. Keep your failure mindset to yourself.

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