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Where do rainbows go when they are bad?
Prism. It's a light sentence.

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I see you, but you can't see me 'cause I'm hidin'. I come out for treats!

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I need a zoom feature that lowers the resolution of my camera

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We used to identify as blue birds who tweeted. Now we're pre-historic behemoths who toot.

That's it. That's the toot.

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I remember asking a blind man if he felt he was missing out on life by not being able to see.

He started playing a classical tune on his guitar. When he was finished, he said, "That was beautiful, yes?"

"Yeah, sure," I said.

"Now close your eyes, I'll play again, and don't just hear the music... feel it."

It was amazing. I could feel the chords reverberating inside me. Pure magick.

That was when I learned a disability isn't a weakness. It's just finding strength where others fail to look.

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For tonight's #catsofmastodon, I give you the triple spoon, in descending order of size.

(Left to right: Clemmy, Princess, Poppy)

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I've been kinda negative and critical of things this morning, so I also wanted to shout out to everyone I hope they have an awesome day/evening and the universe hands you a small joy today.

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I found this picture of my old, and only, BC. He taught me to ride and moved to Kentucky with me when I started grad school. We were a pair for over 20 years until he passed away in Bluegrass country. I really miss him.

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Funny German insults to cheer you up:

- Warmduscher (warm showerer) = wimp
- Stinkstiefel (smelly boot) = grumpy person
- Lackaffe (varnish monkey) = flashy dude
- Trantüte (bag of whale oil) = slowpoke
- Schweinehund (pig dog) = skunk
- Arsch mit Ohren (butt with ears) = jerk
- Kotzbrocken (puke chunk) = jerk
- Arschgeige (butt violin) = jerk
- Nervensäge (nerve saw) = annoying jerk

Enjoy our language!

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Yep. The memory foam beanbag chair is all hers. She can have it. #Cat is Queen.

#MastoCats #SeniorCats #cats

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
"Groucho" Marx

Accidentally went shopping in today. WTF did I pay for those eggs? … I think all women sayeth the same. Yep there be breakfast bangers and mush for us

As if I need eggs anyway. Accidental other purchases included a … well it is Xmas (nearly) … already preparing for next years

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so obviously i'm sad twitter died, mainly because i got a lot of my indexing jobs that way, so if you need to have a book indexed, hire me! (please reblog this academics)

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Yo, you should support your #admins who keep your servers going. A dollar or two a month 100% helps.

If you want to support other servers, too, check out this list that's growing. glitterkitten.co.uk/@doot/1093

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This sheela na gig is positioned next to the Watergate Bridge in the medieval walled town of Fethard in County Tipperary. It's certainly a striking looking example.

Ireland has a large number of these enigmatic figures. There has been much debate about their meaning, and you can hear a good discussion with Orla-Peach Power and Gary Dempsey on this episode of #AmplifyArchaeology Podcast:

abartaheritage.ie/amplify-arch

#SheelaNaGig #Ireland #IrishHistory #Archaeology #medieval #Mastadaoine #Tipperary

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Hey many new folks! This above is still my #introduction

Expect fantasy and sci fi concept art that I've done, my career has taken me to the world building at the begining of a lot of projects.

I'll mix traditional work from my real sketchbook and digital paintings.

Probably occasional smattering of travel photography and sparkly outfits.

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Took my kid to the park over the summer and it only took a second, but he stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator... and vanished.

#quantumleap #ohboy #splashpad #summerplaygrounds #iphone12mini

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