bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
@bonifartius@social.cleverlibre.org
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
i have the "slight" suspicion that the german "social market economy" just combines the worst of all worlds: spending half of your pay for dubious forced state insurances who don't pay if you need them and hypercapitalism destroying everything because _they_ are wealthy enough that the rules don't apply.
it's really kafkaesque if you think about it.
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Brave hero (with nothing better to do than shit-talk people online) trashing me because Soapbox FE oppresses trans people.
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🇵🇸 🕊️
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Hamza Nassar, 11 years old
He just died from injuries sustained in an Israeli airstrike on his neighborhood yesterday
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getting irrationally angry that ifconfig is deprecated
found these colorthemes yesterday, really nice: https://github.com/atelierbram/Base2Tone
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Ever just feel bad for plants? #FeelsBadMan
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it's always awkward to try to explain fedi to people because saying "the Fediverse" sounds dumb (i actually hate the name)
and you can't say Pleroma or Mastodon because those are just implementations.
and you can't say Pleroma or Mastodon because those are just implementations.
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BOLED EG RANKED
D
HUWITE NOT COOKED FULLY, WEE BIT OF EGG SNOT. STILL EGG WILL EAT BUT I WONT BE HAPPY
B-
SOFT BOILED EGG. GOOD FOR TO PUT IN EGG HOLDER AND CARVE OFF TOP AND DIP BREB INTO TJE Y'ALL K
B+
NOT BOILED BOILED EGG. EGG, AS IT WERE, PRE BOILING. OCCASIONAL TREAT. ONLY HIPSTER EGG - CAGELESS ORGANIC ETC. POKE HOLE ON BOTH ENDS AND FWIP IT BUT DONT INHALE THE EGG LORD HAVE MERCY BE CAREFUL BROTHER THATS A CHOKEN HAZARD
A
HARD BOILED EGG. GOOD ENOUGH FOR HARD BOILED DETECTIVE GOOD ENOUGH FOR U
THE OLE RELIABLE
PROTEIN AND FAT IN A CONVENIENT PACKAGE
PEEL IT AND PUT IN A DOGGIE BAG AND IF U HUNGER A TG WORK THERE U HAVE IT BROTHER
S
POACHED EGG
FREAK OF NATURE, THE SECRET OF MAKE THIS EGG ONLY TRUE OLD TIMEY COWBOYING CAMP COOK MASTER KNOWE
LIKE HARD BOILED EGG BUT WITH GOOEY YOLK CENTRE IT IS TASTY AND IT IS ALSO -- A GOOD
THE EASTER CADBURY EGG FOR ADULT
EXCELLENT AND VERY GOOD AS WELL
D
HUWITE NOT COOKED FULLY, WEE BIT OF EGG SNOT. STILL EGG WILL EAT BUT I WONT BE HAPPY
B-
SOFT BOILED EGG. GOOD FOR TO PUT IN EGG HOLDER AND CARVE OFF TOP AND DIP BREB INTO TJE Y'ALL K
B+
NOT BOILED BOILED EGG. EGG, AS IT WERE, PRE BOILING. OCCASIONAL TREAT. ONLY HIPSTER EGG - CAGELESS ORGANIC ETC. POKE HOLE ON BOTH ENDS AND FWIP IT BUT DONT INHALE THE EGG LORD HAVE MERCY BE CAREFUL BROTHER THATS A CHOKEN HAZARD
A
HARD BOILED EGG. GOOD ENOUGH FOR HARD BOILED DETECTIVE GOOD ENOUGH FOR U
THE OLE RELIABLE
PROTEIN AND FAT IN A CONVENIENT PACKAGE
PEEL IT AND PUT IN A DOGGIE BAG AND IF U HUNGER A TG WORK THERE U HAVE IT BROTHER
S
POACHED EGG
FREAK OF NATURE, THE SECRET OF MAKE THIS EGG ONLY TRUE OLD TIMEY COWBOYING CAMP COOK MASTER KNOWE
LIKE HARD BOILED EGG BUT WITH GOOEY YOLK CENTRE IT IS TASTY AND IT IS ALSO -- A GOOD
THE EASTER CADBURY EGG FOR ADULT
EXCELLENT AND VERY GOOD AS WELL
rant
the holy german health insurance system is a protection racket.
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Fuck Proprietary Skills
People don't learn how to program, but learn how to S3 or EC2, people don't learn how to illustrate but how to Photoshop, or how to C4D. "Oh, I couldn't possibly make music without Ableton.." This is sad.
hot take: there is no purism in cooking. i made okonomiyaki yesterday, only had half of the ingredients (no mirin, wrong kale, etc.) and had to improvise. still turned out fine. if you know how the things are supposed to taste and substitute accordingly it works 90% of the time. may taste a bit different, but not worse.
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The people who say cryptocurrency is harmful and useless will reincarnate in places with unstable currency and corrupt government.
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How many linguists does it take to change a broken
light-bulb?
Two: one to decide what to change it into and one to decide what kind of bulb emits broken light.
light-bulb?
Two: one to decide what to change it into and one to decide what kind of bulb emits broken light.
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
