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@molly0xfff Aragorn had to divide his time between battling the forces of Mordor and maintaining his relationship with Arwen. This required 🕶️ orc-wife balance.

@ashdylan Amazingly, I independently came up with almost exactly the same joke on the same day.

In my variant, the protagonists are rival windowblind sellers: enemies to louvers.

@trinsec She would be deeply offended by the implication, but she may secretly be a cat. She also very much enjoys going through doors.

Running around the house changing all the clocks... debating whether it would be worth getting new ones that could autochange themselves (if they exist), or if maybe this will be the next-to-last time we have to do it ????

@trinsec It's not where she usually sleeps, but she considers it a safe space. She's also conditioned to go in there before we leave the house, as she knows she'll get a treat.

She also likes to sit on a bench by the front window, where she can watch for invaders.

At night, she prefers to sleep in the human bed. In the exact center. Sideways.

Anyone in the #Portland metro area in need of a car? With our kids getting bigger, my little hatchback is getting cramped. We need to trade up to a bigger car.

Hoping for a private sale rather than a trade in (dealer offers are pitiful). If you're interested, DM me and we can talk price...

portland.craigslist.org/wsc/ct

1. Walked to an academic conference from home.
2. Found an appreciative audience for my Rage Against the Machine Learning shirt.
3. Movie night.

@s_gruppetta Would it be feasible to include the code in the toot or as alt text? I'd love to try pasting it into Python, but of course I can't do that from an image.

@Daboussi Welcome!

For starters, post an .

Then search for some hashtags that interest you to find some people to follow.

This morning I posted on Twitter some thoughts about how seriously we should regard the dismantling of that site. I’m re-posting my thoughts here in what I hope will be a thread (if those exist here!).

@Nadinabbott Image description: the Twitter logo next to a head of lettuce with googly eyes.

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